It’s funny how after it’s all said and done, you look back and think – Fuck that was petty.
WAS IT THOUGH? HE PUT HOLES IN MY WALL!!!!
At least I got a pretty bouquet of flowers out of it? Literally the first bouquet of flowers he’s bought me since we first started dating nearly 5 years ago – But who’s counting?
Ok, I am. But it’s my own damn fault because I was a dumbass when I met him and was all “flowers are lame, don’t even worry, I don’t need them.”
Yah. I didn’t have my own home to show them off in. I like them now please.
I just hope I can scam a couple of bouquets OUTSIDE of bullshit arguments.
Even though we’ve lived here for 6 months, we still don’t have a whole lot hanging on the walls – It’s weird, I know. But with the amount of plants and cozy items we’ve got, it’s not necessarily empty looking. We also can’t figure out WTF we want up on the walls.
What I can tell you I DON’T want up on the walls though, is a medium-sized fucking speaker in plain site for the world to see.
Isn’t the art of surround sound about being sneaky with speaker placement?
A comment that got me in hot water because apparently that meant I was telling him he didn’t know what he was doing.
I didn’t say that, but what the hell…
I came home from work the other day to his drill and shit all over my sofa table. He’d talked about putting a speaker “behind the couch” but failed to mention that it would be halfway up the wall.
WHY? I can’t hide it with plants if it goes there! The wires will be out!! WTF?
Having had a bad day at work – Something he didn’t tell me until after the argument (of course) – He took out his frustrations on my WTF, HOLES?! comments.
To the point that I made him sleep on the couch.
Fuck yo’ attitude, boy!
The whole next day at work I was trying to come up with ways to hide the speaker, mostly pissed off that the mirror I’d originally planned for that wall would no longer fit/look symmetrical with a fucking speaker to its bottom left.
I come home, and he’s taken the speaker and screws off the wall, leaving me with two big holes – and a bouquet of flowers.
Does this mean I won our first argument? I have two big holes in the wall now! I mean, my mirror can go back up as planned, but instead of a speaker, it will have two holes to its bottom left.
First world problems?
First time roommate problems.
Also first time bouquet acquiring. So hey – Life is good.