You vow to treat your body like the fucking temple that it is!!!!!
You also spend the day in your gloriously comfortable bed* wondering where in the fuh you went wrong.
lol. Bitch you were never right.
I honestly don’t think I’ve gone more than MAYBE two weeks without eating “bad” foods in my entire life. And by bad I mean any or all of the following:
Fast Foods (McDonalds, Wendys, Harveys, Subway, Panera, A&W, Popeyes, THE LIST IS NEVER ENDING)
Chocolate bars, gummies and sweets
Popcorn, chips and crackers
Cheesy, carby pastas
THIS LIST IS ALSO NEVER ENDING
I’ve been brought up in a world of DELICIOUS FOODS! Easy foods. Fast foods. I’m hungry, FEED ME NOW. My 600lb life is ALMOST relatable at times! I will eat if the snacks are there!! Maybe more like “my 300lb life”, ’cause gimme a couple of years (maybe months if I go pro) and I’ll be there. IT’S SO EASY.
It also doesn’t help that our world has become such a pity party – Eating genuinely makes me feel happy. IT’S SO YUMS. Wooo to forgetting your problems and gettin’ all caught up in how delish this dish is!
lol. Such a fat bastard thing to say.
Before I went on holidays it was easy(ish) to eat well because the doom of spending two weeks in a bikini lay ahead of me. Now – I’m back in full-blown winter, man. Summer is forever away.
Until all of a sudden it’s here and I’m still in my Buddy Burger coma.
This morning when I was ready to pass out with my head on the toilet seat, I promised myself that I’d take better care of my body… ‘Cause bad fish will happen, but the feels can’t be so bad if my body isn’t already full of literal shit, right?
You’d think that after nearly 30 years of life I’d learn to take care of my bod… BUT OOP! It had always been a mere suggestion in my books, meaning I could flake outta that responsibility no problemo.
‘Cause cheers to chocolate chip cookies and doughnuts, right girls?
Or you know, cheers to grapes, apples and shit…
I’ll get better at this.
*Pinterest dream bed – One that would be hella nice to enjoy in my achy after-sickness haze.
Save me jebus.